We Are All Homos

venuselectrificata:

venuselectrificata:

you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.

source: im jewish

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travalicious:

need him so bad

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paulgadzikowski:

fremedon:

ratgirl-big-tits:

ruckuscauser:

shredsandpatches:

mr-craig:

finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

On Tumblr did lasses and lads
Their way with fail poetry had.
You’re having your fun
But you’re fooling no one -
It takes skill to do something this bad.

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depsidase:

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fuckofffanpol:

(All Takes I Have Actually Seen)

• Childhood Friends to Lovers?  Practically Incest!
• Two characters share the same (extremely distant) ancestor?  Literally incest!  Bad and wrong!
• Platonic familial affection and intimacy?  Suspicious.
• “Sworn Brothers”?  You guessed it!  Incest.

• Height/size difference?  Suspicious.
• Two 17 year olds?  You should have just made them adults.
• But also aging up characters is Not Allowed.
• 30+ year old with a much older character?  Ew, age gap!
• Puppy crushes?  Illegal.

• Enemies to Lovers is Abuse,
• and you should never redeem or sympathize with Villains/Abusers/The Bad People.

• Monsterfuckers?  Zoophilia.  Or necrophilia, if it’s vampires or whatever.  The point is you’re wrong.  And bad.  >:(

“Wow what can they read?  Only the fluffiest Coffeeshop/Soulmate/HC?”

• Coffeeshop AUs?  Romanticizes workplace harassment.  And gentrification.
• Soulmate AUs?  Amatonormative.  Supports predetermination.
• Hurt/comfort?  Why would you want to hurt the characters?  Freak.

Also:

• Straight ships are heteronormative.
• But queer ships are fetishizing.
• It’s very simple!

And even:

• You need the original media creator’s consent to write fanfic.  Anne Rice was Valid, actually!

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ozarkanairman:

tentacion2099:

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plesiosaurchestra:

sjweminem:

radiofreederry:

she sauce on my scrod till i’m a New Man

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

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intriga-hounds:

ur here to see us rite??

epilepticsaints:

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powerburial:

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

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knightofleo:

Decadence.

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calvinandhobbescomic:

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squidwujun:

siegesquirrel42:

gemstone-gynoid:

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up “anime cabbage” I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

i love learning about other cultures’ memes, especially like this

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