yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

longlostcompanion:

chicken-mcniggletts:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

go australia

no not go australia the ad then says ‘youre not you when your hungry’ presuming that gender equality isn’t you

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

freckledcrow:

写真撮るぞ- by papus

※Permission to upload was given by the artist. Redistribution to other sites and editing without permission is not allowed

the-angsty-stoner:

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

lily-azalea:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

^ yep, I got twerking titan!Eren. Not sure how I should be feeling…

itshannahspearsbitch:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

me chasing dick

The whole dmmd fandom

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

i-love-mmfd:

c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

i have a few friends who tend to say these things, and it makes me think, if they’re so skinny and somehow “see” themselves as fat, what do they see when they look at me? how disgusting do they think I am? because I actually am fat, It’s not just me feeling my thighs are huge, they are huge, for real, 

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
Carved by a Jewish prisioner in Auschwitz. (via youngv0lc4noes)

jimmorita:

fake gamer boys … i bet the only thing you play is halo